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The New Young Impersonators: DREW JOHNSON and JOHNNY MERCURY

DREW JOHNSON JIM MORRISON IMPERSONATOR at A FINE TOOTH
Drew Johnson, Jim Morrison impersonator, sporting MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS.

(WARNING: Profanity used to make a point.)

One of the unique pleasures of living in Las Vegas, besides having friends from all walks of life from everywhere in the world—dancers, really great piano players, even Moravian trapeze artists and contortionists from Mongolia—people who make the average “indie” crowd seem pretty tame, you also get to have friends who are budding impersonators.

I have to admit that when I first moved here from San Francisco I was against this form of cloning, at least as it applied to music. Didn’t consider it art, and even assumed it took something away from, rather than adding something to, one’s appreciation of the original. Imitation being a form of flattery, I guess I considered it a kind of perversion of art with the same motive as flattery: an attempt to get ahead through the use of excessive or insincere praise.

But then the first friend I make when I get to town is Drew Johnson, a Jim Morrison impersonator. And soon thereafter it was Drew who introduced me to his friends, who all became my new group of friends, now as cherished as I’ve had anywhere, ever.

But receiving from him that first day that we met, his answer to the question, “So, what do you do?” was like that moment you first receive notice of someone’s recent cancer diagnosis. Not a serious form of cancer, something treatable. But with someone you don’t know very well, it’s awkward because you don’t know how bad to feel or, more to the point, how much feeling to express.

This is how arrogant I had become from my twelve years of seclusion in the supposed freak capitol of the world, our nation’s shining beacon of open-mindedness. Not that this is typical of San Franciscans, I’m my own person. But even the average San Franciscan, I think, could learn a trick or two from sabbatical in Las Vegas.

JOHNNY MERCURY FREDDIE MERCURY IMPERSONATOR at A FINE TOOTH

And then, most recently, I’ve met Johnny. Or Freddie. No one seems to know his real or full name, but then again once you’ve met him, there really is no other name besides Freddie. With my acquaintance of Freddie came a new level of subcultural awareness about this particular form of art* (*see my argument below), a litmus test for quality or degree of impersonation, which is: If you feel star-struck when you meet an impersonator, they’re good. That’s just all there is to it.

Nearly instantly upon meeting Freddie, after an introduction by my photographer friend, Bryan Hainer, who’d just shot a series of Freddie at various spots downtown and trolling a few karaoke bars, I felt myself lose a sense of Bryan’s presence in the room. I love Bryan, you know, but his voice just seemed to trail off. And in that moment, when confronted with that beautifully mustached overbite of a smile, I just had this rush of things I wanted to say, to tell Freddie.

Like how when I was a child I used to dance in my room to We Are The Champions over and over. And about how when I was in India I discovered that he was their greatest rock star, a true hero, whom everyone admired, and about how it was Freddie Mercury who embodied to me that rarely achieved form of transcendence in men that is the understanding of one’s sexuality beyond the context of gayness vs straightness.

I mean Another One Bites The Dust: this butch anthem, beloved by every asshole I couldn’t stand during my blue collar childhood, from whom I suffered daily persecution. And—jesus—We Are The Champions, which blared over the PA at every football game and pep rally, with these dickheads having no idea who or what Queen was—and if they did they would have wanted to hang Freddie Mercury, or themselves should I catch such a break.

“Do you even know what that song means, Fuckwad?!”

This is about the time I realized, holy shit, I’m star struck. And then suddenly, I lapsed into that familiar counter-response which just solidifies the fact. That moment of bizarre anger that suddenly erupts and if unchecked spews forth upon the object of your, just-a-minute-ago, quite deep affection.

You actually hate that person for their patient understanding. Their warmth in listening to your stupid prattle. The kindness in their smile. You hate them for unearthing this cloying octopus of fearful desires and self-rating which pretty much defines sycophantic behavior. And then you realize you’re being sycophantic.

And that’s when I realized: This guy is fucking good.

Something I’d already recognized long before about Drew. One night with Mojo Risin (still trying to get them to change that name), and even the hardest hipster heart—that callous chestnut—will open.

I guarantee it.

*my argument, I hope, made herein and dispensed with, forthwith.

FREDDIE’S MYSPACE

DREW’S MYSPACE

MORE PHOTOS OF DREW SPORTING MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS

LORD WHIMSY: Author, Speaker, Raconteur

LORD WHIMSY at A FINE TOOTH

The well-altered tweed suit being his own, the scots plaid tie is all I can claim here. In fact, with pocket squares of his own design and Lord Willy’s suits bearing his label, I’m frankly pleased to have placed an accessory on the man at all.

Lord Whimsy's The Affected Provincial's Companion, Volume OneAuthor of The Affected Provincial’s Companion, Volume One which has been optioned by Johnny Depp for a possible film, and esteemed speaker at numerous engagements—such as the latest meeting of the Corduroy Appreciation Society (”All Wales Welcome!”)—in which he holds forth on matters ranging from the sartorial arts to the animal kingdom (most prodigiously, moths), Lord Whimsy is a man of rare breed. An iconoclast in sheepish clothing.

In my dealings with the man, few but memorable, I have surmised that he stands not only for looking good, but also for doing good—and being well. While one does not find much in the pages of, say, Gentleman’s Quarterly that could be termed philosophy—words and advice that soothe rather than fuel that grinding in the guts of men, cultivated as it were into a race of the fittest in the pursuit of wealth and in the context of an eternally-fickle, female gaze—one may indeed find what serves amid the pages of The Affected Provincial’s Companion, and in the man’s daily recounting in his online journal, Lord Whimsy: Mammal Of Paradise.

For what is the point of a four-point fold (re: pocket squares) or one’s choice of a dozen or more adventurous, yet still socially-acceptable male coiffures, if they cannot be shared as such—choices—within the purview of free-thinking men, and with the acknowledgment and appreciation of the finer sex—which Whimsy has in spades and which can be proven by a visit to his Journal.

Bravo, Whimsy. Bravo.

JAMES HUDSON: Rest In Peace

JAMES HUDSON at A FINE TOOTH

Our Head Tailor, and my partner on our FITTED TROUSERS project, Todd Hudson, lost his father, James Hudson, suddenly to a stroke this Sunday, November 18 at 12:30pm.

Memorial services for Mr. Hudson will be held on Tuesday after Thanksgiving at East Lawn Cemetery on Grant Road in Tucson.

Jim signed this school photograph to his younger brother Bobby with an autograph-style dedication (”To my little bobby”), in preparation for eventual fame. Apparently, he was a very good dancer. His style speaks for itself.

Our thoughts and love are with The Hudsons this Thanksgiving.

OK GO: Measure Up For FITTED TROUSERS



Thanks to OK Go for starring in this video promoting our MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS. It’s our second video—our first being with Devendra Banhart.The excellent coverage and editing is due to the restrained genius of Keith Musil, as is our video with Devendra.

You can find this video on YouTube here.

WILL SMITH: Artist

WILL SMITH at A FINE TOOTH

No, not that Will Smith, this Will Smith.

Thanks to Will for modeling this suit and all of these glasses.

FOR THE RECORD: We do not promote or condone smoking. We just celebrate the past and cigarettes are an integral part of the past. Will extinguished this cigarette immediately after lighting it, and kids, we suggest you do the same.

CHANCE JACKSON: Fine Fellow

One of my best friends and favorite models. You can see why here.

Fan mail to chancie@gmail.com.

DEVENDRA BANHART: Tony Troubador of Topanga

DEVENDRA BANHART at A FINE TOOTH

He’s gracious, the girls say gorgeous, and—I always come away feeling—just good.

Besides his (to some) outrageous looks—long beard, eyeliner, native jewelry and tattoos—Devendra is an intelligent, well-mannered and worldy person. And he’s warm, to throw another “W” on the fire. In short, a gentleman.

He’s a keen phraseologist—introducing me to his friends as “The Indiana Jones of Male Beautification”—and cognoscente of the world’s pop culture, which he continually visits and absorbs, including it in his music in his own, seemingly effortless way.

Once during an elevator ride to the lobby of Tokyo’s Otani Hotel (the last time I saw him) he serenaded me, or so I assumed it was me, by singing Irving Berlin’s Puttin’ On The Ritz (or at least the Taco version), apparently having memorized every word. And there I was, self-proclaimed vintage clothier to the (indie) stars, unable to keep up with the lyrics of what should most naturally be my theme song.

How’s that for a top hat? He wears it well, I say.

(The hat he’s wearing in this photo, btw, used to belong to Bob Dylan.)

So the secrets to Devendra are simple. He’s smart, from head to toe; and as for the label “Freak Folk,” I guess I see it. But it leaves a bit out, IMHO.

Here is Devendra as the gracious subject of our most recent video promoting our MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS.

More photos of Devendra here.

DEVENDRA BANHART: Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon

This is our first video ad, promoting our MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS. It is filmed and edited by our friend, Keith Musil.

Devendra Banhart Fader MagazineWe showed up one afternoon in Topanga while Devendra, Noah and Luckey were finishing up the new album, Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon, brought some clothes and took the band’s measurements for pants.

Look for Devendra wearing some of our stuff in this month’s issues of Fader Magazine and GQ.

KEITH MUSIL: Writer, Director, Batman

KEITH MUSIL at A FINE TOOTH

I knew Keith was damaged goods when he told me my first commercial for A FINE TOOTH should be about a group of scientists chasing a bat that flies through solid objects.

When I read the script, I realized his condition was permanent and irreparable.

Having weird ideas is one thing—probably genetic. Believing in them is another—more likely the result of faulty rearing.

But committing them to reality is a perversion and a misuse of one’s god-given power to create.

Keith embodies this kind of abomination.

Honestly, I worry about him. I think he probably needs lots of love, fluids, bed rest.

So if you’re in the LA area and you’d like to give keith a call his number is (323) 527-3377.

Send pics of bats and such to keith@keithmusil.com.

Keith shot and edited this video with Devendra Banhart for us, and this video with OK Go and will be doing more for us this fall.

More videos by Keith at www.keithmusil.com.

Photos of Keith by Ryan Schude.

More photos of Keith.

THE CORLENE MACHINES with THE KILLERS and LOUIS XIV

It has been my pleasure to dress THE CORLENE MACHINES this week.

THE CORLENE MACHINES are a little superband of four extremely talented local musicians: Corlene M, Jackson Wilcox, Mike Weller and Max Supera.

They’ve been practicing for about two months, played their first show at the Beauty Bar a week ago and now this Friday, Jun 1, will be opening for The Killers and Louis XIV @ Theatre Under The Stars–The Hard Rock Casino’s outdoor summer music venue. It will be the last show of the Killer’s world tour for Sam’s Town.

Corlene recorded ‘Everything Will Be Alright’ for The Killers, which ended up on their first release, Hot Fuss.

I’ll be dressing these guys for the show, and for their press photos, which will be shot by Kelly Amundsen.

MAX SUPERA: The Corlene Machines

MAX SUPERA of THE CORLENE MACHINES, opening this Friday night for The Killers and Louis XIV @ Theatre Under The Stars, Las Vegas.

MAX is wearing a pair of (custom) pink seersucker Dandy Pants, vintage red capezios (also from A Fine Tooth), Tri-Blend Deep V-Neck t-shirt and electric blue mesh socks from American Apparel.

KEIL CORCORAN: The Vulcans, Flaspar

KEIL CORCORAN at A FINE TOOTH

KEIL CORCORAN: One of Las Vegas’ Twenty Most Beautiful People.

See more photos of Keil here, wearing some spring-summer vintage finds.

DAMIAN KULASH: Lead Singer, OK Go

DAMIAN KULASH at A FINE TOOTH

Every time I think of Damian I think of Pamplemousse, his favorite french word. Long story, which you can read here.

This photo was taken the first time I met him/dressed him, for OK Go’s New Year’s Eve performance atop the Pontiac Garage Stage in New York City’s Times’ Square. OK Go took the stage—a roof really—right before midnight and performed their Backyard Dance in front of (or on top of) an estimated 1.2 million people, just before the ball dropped; the grainy SONY Jumbotron replacing the grainy web video I and and about 3 million others had so recently watched for the first time on our own laptop screens, and promptly shared with one friend or another.

And here was another video rendition of that dance—a screen within a screen this time, probably taken by camera phone at one of a thousand or so angles—soon to be added to the many other renditions performed by dance troupes to high school talent show audiences across the country. The world, in fact. The basic adolescence of a genuine, certifiable internet meme—more or less announcing, or at least tracking, the growth of YouTube and many other video sharing and social networking websites.

I also remember Damian calling his girlfriend as the ball dropped, from within a cordoned-off square in the middle of Times’ Square—an abstract space existing solely as a consequence of its own logic amid a crushing crowd of a million dots, where we stood as less-crowded dots, atoms under vastly less pressure for the moment, with Mayor Bloomberg, his attendants and the members and girlfriends of two other bands-of-the-moment, P.O.D. and System Of A Down.

Moments-past, moments to come. Auld Lang Syne, indeed. Cheers to the members of P.O.D., btw, who graciously bought us all pizza later than night.

But the moment—and a new zeitgeist—was not lost on the members of OK Go, who quickly followed up with another dance to top the one done in their backyard (and eventually on the Jumbotron). This next one was on treadmills, and doubled the downloads of their first video, winning them the Grammy for Best Short Form Video. I hate to brag, but I was one of the few who got to see the thing before it hit the web, and I have to say, I did see it coming; and said to myself like the title of the song, “Here It Goes Again.”

Also, btw, Damian is wearing a red velvet vest and grey wool chalkstripe suit by Don Robbie Paris (made in Argentina), circa 1976. Shirt and tie, his own.

OK GO: New Year’s Eve 2007, Las Vegas

Our first annual tradition…

OK Go winds up one heck of a good year in downtown Las Vegas.

NEW YEAR’S EVE 2006, in Times’ Square, began like this:

And ended like this:

NEW YEAR’S EVE 2007, in Las Vegas, began like this:

And ended like this:


Didn’t load?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ymCK8yOn5c

OK GO TIES & BUTTONS: Series-A

Our official merchandise for OK Go.

These one-of-a-kind OK Go Ties & Buttons are authentic band merchandise. They have been selected and approved by Ok Go, and designed and produced by A Fine Tooth in San Francisco, CA.

Each item is part of a limited-edition series of only 65 ties and 35 buttons. Each is completely unique and made from one of a select group of original vintage ties. A different thread color has been chosen for each tie, resulting in a one-of-a-kind design, selected and approved by Damian, Andy, Tim and Dan.

TIES:

ALL ITEMS SOLD. THANK YOU.

 

BUTTONS:

ALL ITEMS SOLD. THANK YOU.

These ties and buttons are meant to be worn, but because of their rarity, each tie has been packaged with its own certificate of authenticity, denoting its serial number and its place in the series. The photo below shows an example:

OF MONTREAL: Press Photos for HISSING FAUNA, ARE YOU THE DESTROYER?

On Oct 10, 2006, we were lucky enough to dress Of Montreal for the press photos for their new album, Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? Polyvinyl Records Official Release Jan 23, 2007.

More Of Montreal photos here.

Press photos by Rennie Solis.

Inspiration, Bunuel’s Charme Discret.

DEVENDRA BANHART: Summer Sonic Festival 2006, Tokyo

Thanks to Devendra and his band, who performed at Japan’s 2006 Summer Sonic festival as Bathhouse of the Wind. Andy [Cabic], Luckey [Remington], Noah [Georgeson], Eliza [Douglas] and Otto [Hauser] gave one of the best performances I’ve ever seen, as the sun went down over the Beach Stage, against a beautiful backdrop of waves rolling in from the Pacific on the warm summer night of August 12 along the perimeter of Tokyo’s Chiba Marine Stadium.

The band performed Devendra’s set as well as a couple of beautiful songs from fellow band members Andy Cabic of Vetiver, (the title track from Vetiver’s new album, To Find Me Gone), and Noah Georgeson (a wonderful track from his upcoming release this fall). The band also did a Caetano Veloso cover which welcomed nightfall and lit up the night.

The group even took a short break calling upon a random audience member, John, to sing one of his original tunes, which turned out better than anyone had a right to expect, including John himself. Toward the end of his tune (in english and japanese), Noah and Devendra rejoined him on stage to back him up on drums as the crowd went crazy with love and support.

With a typically packed Japanese press schedule and about 15 minutes to dress before the performance, everybody was gracious enough to don one or two of the items I’d brought with me from San Francisco, with Devendra choosing a single item:

This showgirl necklace, which he wore over bare skin:

When he took the stage, the crowd let out what I’d like to think of as an extra squeal of excitement when he appeared under the lights–sparkling, I’d like to think, and highlighting that much more his transcendent personage.

After the show, the band’s very cool tour manager Zane Landreth (pictured left, behind Devendra) fought to include myself and friends in the rest of the band’s evening, which included stowing us onto their bus and hurrying us past security to their dressing room, from which we all snuck backstage to catch the last of the Flaming Lips’ set.

It was Eliza’s idea to get into the pit, between the stage and the crowd of twenty thousand Japanese, amid the imperturbable security guards standing watch, and begin throwing stray, person-sized orange and blue balloons back into the crowd as the Lips performed Yoshimi and Do You Realize. During all this, air cannons shot bails of confetti into the crowd which fell over everything like snow and twenty Santa Clauses and Easter Bunnies danced onstage.

A night worth remembering if ever there was one, and one I’ll never forget. So, once again, Andy, Otto, Noah, Eliza, Luckey, Devendra, Zane, Sean, Mieko, Kojo, Neli and Tokyo: Arregato Gozaimas!

More Summer Sonic photos here.

TARIK THAMI: Tokyo Yogi

Pictured here in an early-80s Corneliani suit made for I. Magnin—and Viranchyasana A—Tarik Thami is one of only two people in the country of Japan certified by guru Pattabi Jois to teach the ancient form of yoga known as Ashtanga Yoga.

TARIK THAMI at A FINE TOOTHMysore Tokyo is the studio where Tarik daily practices and shares his art with students as dedicated and serious as you will find in any ashram anywhere. If you’re a traveling yogini on your way to Tokyo, don’t fail to schedule your morning classes at Mysore Tokyo (English Version), a stone’s throw from Shibuya Station.

More photos of Tarik here (they show the suit a little better, as well as the vintage 80s Gucci tie pictured here—not recommended for the deeper poses).

With THE BACKDROPS

Here are some images from our shoot with The Backdrops and Tokyo-based photographers Hirose Shinya and Riri Inoue at Asahi Studios July 12, 2006 in Chuoku, Tokyo.


the backdrops at a fine tooththe backdrops at a fine tooth

The Backdrops are Japanese love children of the Rolling Stones. They play dirty, blues-based rock-n-roll with an impressionistic take on the blues lyric, sort of like a John Spencer Blues Explosion meets The Black Keys, with bluntly juxtaposed riffs and choruses that are both surprising and classic. Let’s say, a postmodern japanese version of the Stones. In the new wave movie that runs in my head, they have a smart cameo headlining a smoky basement club where they inspire John Paul Belmondo to blow smoke rings and are called: Lowering Stones. Their sound is raucous, but never cacophonic, and I’m addicted to their EP, simply titled Five Songs. One of my favorite tracks, The Snake, sounds like the Japanese translation of a 1970s blaxploitation soundtrack.

Lead Singer, Noritsugu, belts lyrics in English, while the rest of the band backs him up with choruses that key off his phrases. Nori channels Mick Jagger to the pacekeeping complaints of Murakami’s lead guitar, and moons and preens with the tongue-in-cheek intelligence of a mod rock geek, yet without an ounce of self-consciousness. As the sweat pours and drool flies, a skeptic may momentarily find himself on the edge of laughter while being continually threatened and entranced–and therefore thoroughly entertained.

Hipsters and mods believe: the blues live on in The Backdrops.

Photos by Hirose Shinya and Riri Inoue

More Backdrops photos here.

SUNG KANG: Actor

SUNG KANG at A FINE TOOTH

It was my pleasure to dress Sung Kang for the Hollywood Premier of Fast And Furious: Tokyo Drift on June 4, 2006.

Fast And Furious will be Sung’s First blockbuster. You may remember him from MTV Films’ Better Luck Tomorrow directed by Justin Lin and co-starring Jason Tobin, Sung’s co-horts on Fast And Furious as well.

Sung is wearing a subtle plaid suit, English-made circa 1976, imported by Robert Kirk, Ltd, now Cable Car Clothiers in San Francisco.

I have to hand it to Sung—not too many suits on the red carpet on that blazing L.A. afternoon at Universal Studios. But I happen to know that his next project is a period piece about Bruce Lee. (Shhhh.)

More about the premier here.

More images of Sung here.