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HOMME DU JOUR: Jared Geller (TONY Getter)

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photo by Ronen Verbit

With this snapshot, our client Jared Geller proves the adage, Brevity is a Sol LeWitt.

And no doubt wit is just one of the reasons Jared was nominated this past week for a TONY Award in the category of Special Theatrical Event.

So it is with great pride—and thanks to Mrs. Geller on this Mother’s Day (Hi, Mom!)—that we announce Jared’s rare accomplishment of recognition for his production of Slava’s Snowshow, and the start of work on an A FINE TOOTH tuxedo, so Jared stands out against the red carpet at Radio City Music Hall this June 7, 2009.

Now, it’s not going to be easy considering that, among other talents, Jared will be facing off against the producers of Will Ferrell’s, You’re Welcome America: A Final Evening with George W. Bush, but we think he can do it.

So we’ll do our part, and for yours, Jared, CONGRATULATIONS! And KEEP JUMPING!

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photo by Ronen Verbit

To get to know Jared better, we suggest starting with this Time Out interview, in which he discusses his struggles re-creating Judy Garland’s 1961 Carnegie Hall Performance starring one of our longstanding man-crushes, Rufus Wainwright.

Alexandra Hope: A Sheep in Wolf’s Clothing

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This footage from a new music video for Alexandra Hope was leaked to us as unauthorized use of our DANDY PANTS Men’s Fitted Trousers on a woman.

To which we say, “bravo,” and “touché.”

DANDY PANTS: At Facade Vintage

A FINE TOOTH Dandy Pants at FACADE VINTAGE

This photo comes courtesy of Facade Vintage, hosts of a recent live tailoring event where A FINE TOOTH head tailor, Todd Hudson, whipped together these babies.

Todd, pictured right, with ubiquitous tape measure.

HOMME DU JOUR: Gino Ray

GINO RAY at A FINE TOOTH

Special thanks to Gino Ray of the band, America Yeah, for modeling our second round of Winter 08 inventory. So many good images, I couldn’t pick just one. (Click to enlarge this panel).

Items will be up in the SHOP and on ZEEN in a few days.

For larger images of Gino, see our Flickr page.

TESTIMONIALS: Thinking about ordering from A FINE TOOTH?

TESTIMONIALS at A FINE TOOTH

TESTIMONIALS at A FINE TOOTH

Thank you so much for your really quite remarkable customer service; it’s incredibly refreshing to find such a conscientious and personable retailer.

My regards,

- Max Melton

Got my Dandy Pants a couple days ago - lovely!  Couldn’t be happier.

-Eric

Oh lawd, I just got the 70’s Dior glasses today–and they are ambrosial! Really! Phenomenal! And they fit quite perfectly, too. And t’was a rather quick delivery!

- Tylur

Yes – they just arrived.  LOVE EM!

They’re a little loose around the waist, but I’m wearing a t-shirt today and not an oxford.  So, I wanna see what they’re like with a shirt tucked in.  I suspect that will do it.

Beautful pants.

- Jared Geller

So basically I had A Fine Tooth Christmas. I love everything I got and thanks for helping my mum out. I love both the coats. They are of the utmost quality and detail.

The pants are magnificent. They are probably the best fitting pants I’ve ever owned and I will definitely be ordering another pair sometime soon.

Thanks for everything and have a happy new year.

- Kevin

The package arrived today. Everything looks great and fits beautifully. Zeen.me is a brilliant idea, and has worked perfectly. Thanks a lot for providing such a professional and friendly service. I’ll definitely be ordering from you again in the future.

- Andrew Key (Shrewsbury, U.K.)

Coats came in today and look great. Thanks a milli.

- Victor Solomon

Thanks for all the info and the speedy reply. I went ahead and purchased the bag last night after I realized  it was meant to be. I’ll keep an eye on your site…your taste is exceptional.

- Matthew Brown

They [the pants] landed! What can I say, pure class. Thank you.

- Nick

Thanks for the speedy delivery. I got all the items and they look and fit great. Your online shop is my favorite.

- Kevin O’Leary

Again, I am floored by your generosity. The shirt you included is beautiful and stupendously soft. It goes perfectly with the suit, as well you know, and quite a few things more besides. I imagine it becoming a staple. A special mention must be made, also, of the tie you selected. The big, white polka dots are just right for this very silly summer we are having.

You are a very kind man and I am very glad to do business with you.

- Reggie Chamberlain-King

James,
If this is not an ad for your pants I don’t know what is.
The shot towards the very end….OMG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIyCCBguyBI&feature=related

Thanks for making my boyfriend look SEXY
xoxo

- Alissa A.

I got the shoes Yesterday and they are Amazing. They fit perfectly and look better then I thought they would, thank you for all your help.

- Sage Johnson

I received the order yesterday and everything is, well, amazing. I’ll gladly send some pictures as they come in, and in the meantime I’ll be keeping a close eye on the webstore for new goods.

Best,
- August O’Mahoney

[...]  first and foremost let me tell you the pants are perfect (of course) so thank you once again!
- Shane Meistrich

I thoroughly enjoy all of the clothes you have on sale on your website. If only I had the money to purchase your entire collection.

- Dylan Mangum

Hi James,
I received the package, tried on the jacket and read the notice. The blazer is wonderful, you don’t have chance to have it back in spite of the tears! :) I have a good tailor, used to shorten and tighten my pants, I think it would not be a problem to sew the two tears. However you have been very friendly and honest giving the pocket square (nice!) and the discount, I’m sure I will order again your stylish clothing because you have a really good taste.
Thank you for all!

- Marco Montagner (Italy)

thanks man you guys have some killer stuff keep up the good work, and when will your accessories page be up?

[...] oh and the sunglasses came today and they are just about the coolest pair i have ever owned.

- Alek Cvetkov

You guys are the bomb diggity!

I got the 50’s western shirt from you guys and its the best. I think I have worn it every day since I got it.

Thanks guys :D I will definitely buy from you again!

-Cody Schmidt

Hey James,

I got my #15spectacles in the old snail mail yesterday, and I am very much pleased. I feel like Sally Jesse Raphael just as I had anticipated!  Thanks for your more than helpful emails and outstanding customer services.  I have never had such an outstanding internets wide world webz purchasing transaction…except for that one time…anyway, it is no wonder we have become best friends forever.   Till my next purchase! Carry On!

As you were,
Love and Hugs,
oxoxxo
TTFN-BFF

- Erinn Capozzi

Hi James,

I’m writing this time. I guess it’s because it’s my behind that your trousers are covering and not Margherita’s.

They’re great. I couldn’t have asked for better! I’ll definitely be making more orders soon…well soon enough…we just spent our holidays in the States and let’s say finances suck at the moment.  [...]

Thank you really, ever so much.

- Colum Sutherland (Italy by way of U.K.)

James hello,

The eyeglasses are amazing and lovely and they make me happy! No worry about the scratched lens I have re-filled with my own prescription of course. And thank you very much for the discount sent.

I wish you good luck and thanks again,
- Anna Gracheva

Hey James!

Got the hat earlier today in the mail. I’m really excited about it. Looks and fits really well.

Thanks a bunch,
- Kevin

James,

From your detailed email it is clear to me that you not only posess an in depth knowledge about apparel but an intense resourcefulness when it comes to snaring the right piece or pieces for an individual. Your email is a digital reflection of your professionalism. I do thank you for your time and attention in a most thoughtful reply.

With gratitude,

- Asad Dean

I need me some pants, and you’re the best thing goin, as far as i can tell.

- Noah Georgeson

Dude, I debuted the pants at a party on Saturday night.  They were a hit!  I’ve never gotten so many complements about pants before.  Jeans, yes.  Pants, well that’s new!  [...]  yeah, one of my lady friends said to me “Okay chaat you gotta wear those pants whenever we hang out.”

- Chaatie B.

Hi James

Just a quick note to let you know the Aquascutum suit I ordered from you has arrived in good order.

Really happy with it too so thanks again for the great service.

Regards
- Lee Speed

Hi!
I have receved the trousers. Favolous!!! So i think I’ll order more in the future!
Thank you for all.

- Emiliano Corazza (Belluno, Italy)

Todd and James

I got the pants today….THEY ARE FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I love them and they fit perfectly.

Thank you sooooo much!

- Ken Freeman

James,

Received the trousers today - they look and fit great. Just wanted to say thanks and tell you that you guys do nice work. I’ll be ordering my next pair soon.

Thanks again.

- Aaron Melheim

Hey-ya.

Saw your ad on facebook (!) and am an instant fan – plan on buying multiple trousers as I’ve been lookin for what you’ve got since forever.

[...]

Thanks for everything.  Can’t wait to order.  Keep up the awesome work.

Jared Geller (NYC)

Got the pants. They are fucking great. I have never had anything like them. I think i need good shoes…what do you advise?
- Tarik Thami (Tokyo)

James,

Thanks for the response. I have e-mailed you before, and your responses are never short on information–and I very much appreciate this–so thanks again for your help.

- Bryan Cash

HOMME DU JOUR: Mike Foley

MIKE FOLEY at A FINE TOOTH

Special thanks to Mike Foley for posing in some of our new vintage items for Fall/Winter.

Mike is a buyer for Zappos.com and Action Sports here in Las Vegas. He is that rare combination of gentlemen and free-wheeler who’s especially suited to outdoors ensembles.

In addition to being a great sport, Mike looked extra smart in everything we forced him into.

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Styling by Thomas Keeley. Photos by yours, truly.

HOMME DU JOUR: Victor Solomon

VICTOR SOLOMON at A FINE TOOTH

Here in the rain stands Victor Solomon, the embodiment of simple elegance in A FINE TOOTH, head-to-toe: Brown double-breasted raincoat, white oxford, Dandy Pants FITTED TROUSERS and buckled loafers by Thom McAnn.

Victor—or “V” as friends know him—is a filmmaker and director of these five short films based on the book Anthropology by Dan Rhodes (which we had the honor of styling).

DANDIFY THE VOTE: With Big Trouser Discounts

No, the trousers aren’t big. They’re Made-to-Measure and Guaranteed to Fit.

All you have to do is rock your vote by getting yourself and your friends to the polls. Then collect up to a 50% Discount on a pair of our MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS.

ELVGREN VOTE BABE at A FINE TOOTH

YOUR VOTE   20% OFF
YOUR VOTE + 1   30% OFF
YOUR VOTE + 2   40% OFF
YOUR VOTE + 3   50% OFF

IMPORTANT: We don’t want to know (and legally can’t know) whom you voted for. The point of this promotion is merely to encourage you and yours to get to the polls on  election day. Discounts honored through Monday, Nov 10 2008.

Lovely Elvgren babe found by Jenny Dream.

ERECTION 08: Ryan Schude

RYAN SCHUDE at A FINE TOOTH

Our FITTED TROUSERS make a cameo appearance in this photograph by the extremely talented Ryan Schude.

At this date, the scenario depicted in Ryan’s photo still qualifies as dystopian fantasy—in particular, a cynical assessment of the potency of the American vote in a nation governed by special interests.

I’m slightly shaken by our trousers’ role in this fantasy.

Let’s just hope the scenario remains good art rather than bad reality.

(click to enlarge.)

OF MONTREAL: Kevin Barnes’ Touriffic Toggery

We’re not just stuffy suits and (extremely) well-fitting trousers around here. Stagewear is another one of our sidelines.

And one of our favorite front men is Kevin Barnes, lead singer of Of Montreal.

Starting with Kevin’s creation of Georgie Fruit, the black she-male transvestite that was born in Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?, we’ve been humbly submitting looks that go as many different ways as he/she does.

(See For Our Elegant Caste from Of Montreal’s new release, Skeletal Lamping).

To get an idea of how Kevin takes the weird items we find and transforms them into stage inspiration, here are some drafts of current tour wardrobe for Skeletal Lamping: http://www.afinetooth.com/kevin_tour/draft1/draft1.html

Thank you to Pitckfork for these excellent photos, except for the few from this month’s Rolling Stone article, below.

(The horse, btw, is Kevin’s.)

We were happy to see Kevin’s spread in this month’s Rolling Stone, which included photos of him in some of the wardrobe we produced for last year’s stage show (Hissing Fauna).

In particular, this odd number:

KEVIN BARNES at ROLLING STONE

Actually a silk 80s blazer under a dance leotard—this was a group effort.

Marcus Paglialonga (now visual merchandiser for Fred Segal Hollywood) put the pieces together and Todd Hudson, our head tailor, constructed them into glorious unibodied weirdness. Keil Corcoran making it look good:

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Finally, some of you might recognize this press photo for Hissing Fauna:

OF MONTREAL Press Photos at A FINE TOOTH

(No foxes were killed in the making of this photo.)

These looks were based this mis en scene from the 1972 film Le Charm Discret by Luis Buñuel:

LE CHARM DISCRET at A FINE TOOTH

OF MONTREAL at A FINE TOOTH

PANIC AT THE DISCO: Ryan Ross

PANIC AT THE DISCO at A FINE TOOTH

Apparently, this band is a big deal or something.

But I’m happy to report that, with a hat size of 6 7/8, Ryan Ross of Panic At The Disco has a perfectly normal-sized head.

Moreover, it’s in the right place:

RYAN ROSS of PANIC AT THE DISCO at A FINE TOOTH

MegaPuss

MEGAPUSS at A FINE TOOTH

Someone sent me this photo today asking if these are our TROUSERS on Devendra.

Yes, they are, and thanks for finding them out in the wild.

More spottings are always welcome.

But more importantly, have you heard MegaPuss?

944 MAGAZINE: James Dandy

A FINE TOOTH in 944 MAGAZINE

Reprinted from 944 Magazine, Sep ‘08: http://www.944.com/articles/3231/

James-Dandy

A Designer Makes A Fine Mess of Things

A FINE TOOTH in 944 MAGAZINE Don’t tell James Kessler you wear a large. He doesn’t believe in sizes. In fact, he thinks it’s the worst thing to happen to fashion since the leisure suit. “It’s a dummying down of apparel for us to put it in these categories rather than informing consumers of what their true body dimensions are,” he says. His company, A Fine Tooth, offers custom-made, fitted men’s trousers (whimsically called Dandy Pants), as well as vintage luxury items for men. “I think vintage elements speak more, where the fashions of the day say one thing: ‘I’m up to date; this is what’s smart now.’” But, of course, true vintage style isn’t as easy as tossing on a throwback jersey.

944: A Fine Tooth sounds like a barbershop or dental office. It’s almost frightening. What were your ideas behind this name?

JAMES KESSLER: I get those two things all the time. It came from several different places, which is why it rang true and works on several different levels. I remember I was saying one time that a beer had a certain kind of tooth to it. And we had this conversation about a stout or a porter, something that would have a chunky tooth, and a pilsner would have a fine tooth. It was a method of describing the degree of granularity of something. That became a term that I used more often and when I would look at clothing, a pattern that was very dense would have a fine tooth as opposed to something that had fewer repeats and a larger pattern, which would be a wider tooth or a larger tooth. In addition to that, it was appropriate because finding a vintage collection — a good one — is like finding a needle in haystack, so that’s similar to using a fine-toothed comb to go through things. Finally, when I started I was mostly interested in the ’20s and ’30s era and there’s that Oliver Hardy thing where they would say, “What another fine mess he’s got me into,” and I could tell this was going to be a fine mess.

If I were asked to describe your style, I’d say it looked like a marriage between the closets of Clark Kent and Max Fischer from Rushmore. How would you describe your style?

Those are pretty close approximations of the style. I am definitely inspired by Wes Anderson movies. His characters all seem to have fallen from grace somewhat compared to previous family generations, so in this way, I see them as uniquely American and therefore American vintage clothing figures heavily in their repertoire. Wes Anderson does a great job of storytelling with clothing, as he does on many other levels. I realize a lot of the credit goes to his wardrobe stylists and art directors, but I think all of those basics were already there in Bottle Rocket.

A lot of tourists come to Vegas, dress up and try to show off their style, and end up looking like clowns. What goes through your mind when you see people like this?

[Laughs] Well, I have an opinion and a response to all those people dressing exuberantly while they’re on our streets. I am happy that people come here and try to express something different from the day to day, and that’s mostly because I moved here from San Francisco, because I shop here more than anywhere else and got the most lucky. I would find classic wardrobes from men — because it’s a retirement capital and was for many years. When older gentlemen died, I would luck out at an estate sale or thrift store and get all of those great suits, you know, by Hart Schaffner Marx and Hickey Freeman or something for this one gentleman in this one size. Then I would find a crazy jacket. The guy that went to the Sy Devore, the Rat Pack’s tailor, and got his own jacket made for him. There are many, many fashion mistakes and some of those mistakes are more charming than any other thing that that guy would have worn. So when I see people dressing like that, I think that’s absolutely necessary for what I do.

What’s wrong with the way America dresses?

Apparel wise, I think we’re pretty far from another evolutionary course, which we could have taken and just didn’t. You know, we had this great boom mid-century, and we were the wealthiest, most powerful country in the world. But when the post-war era hit, we became slaves to trends and fashions. And this happened in basically every industry, the auto industry being the best example with tail fins. It just became more important to be up to the minute and fashionable and to express cultural knowledge with brands and easily identifiable aspects of dress.

You’ve dressed many musicians.

Musicians are generally easy to work with, and fun. But when people refer to what I do as “dressing” musicians, I feel awkward about that and must demure because musicians can dress themselves. By and large, musicians have a strong sense of culture and usually a sense of personal style, especially musicians who tour and play a lot. The stage is a great testing ground for fashion. I’ve worked with Devendra Banhart and his cohorts such as Noah Georgeson and Andy Cabic, and the guys from Vetiver, OK Go, Of Montreal and the list goes on. I think of myself as simply supplying clothes. It’s a division of labor thing. While I’m out shopping every day, musicians have to tour and play and write new music. They appreciate what I do, which is nice, and I certainly appreciate what they do — as music and film are my big inspirations.

Do you ever slob around town in sweatpants and a wife-beater?

Yes and no. Never sweatpants [laughs]. But there’s that saying that the cobbler’s son has the worst shoes. It is 105 degrees here through much of the summer. So to put more than one layer on is absurd. I can be found in a T-shirt or a button-down and a pair of jeans. I try to keep something in there — a pair of socks or a watch — just to say I’m hanging on.

Artists have a bunch of rejections before refining their craft. Describe the ugliest pants you’ve ever made.

Wow. I would hate for people to know. I have both made stuff that I have rejected and have collected stuff where later I was like, “What the hell was I thinking?” There’s this book called Worst Fashions, which looks back at vintage eras and points those things out, like the leisure suit. How did we end up at the leisure suit? I have definitely seen things in that book that I have collected at one time or another. When we were first doing trials of our pants, during that premium denim era, I thought, “What would my style be translated into a jean pocket?” I made a few attempts at ornate back pockets and it’s just a joke. When I see it, it makes me cringe.

Why does your portrait of a modern man, at least when it comes to fashion, contain so many elements from the past?

Because I have a sense of my clients as smart, working individuals who are coming to terms with a new era in our country. It’s just a different time. We must be Renaissance men; we must address the constantly changing landscape in front of us. So, therefore, I see my client as someone who must constantly come to terms with their environment. Vintage is best when it isn’t used slavishly. You’re not just trying to look like the 1980s punk. You’re judiciously using elements from the past. William Wordsworth said poetry “takes its origin from emotion recollected in tranquility.” As far as dressing in vintage is concerned, I see it as a revisiting of the past with new knowledge.

- Mickey Glass

VEGAS MAGAZINE: Suitably Fitted

A FINE TOOTH in VEGAS MAGAZINE

Normally, I don’t do big magazines.

VEGAS MAGAZINEBut when Vegas Magazine, a subsidiary of Greenspun Media Group, purveyors of VEGAS.com and that campaign about things happening and staying here, called about doing a four-page feature on A FINE TOOTH I thought, well, enormous corporate media outlets have just as much right to exist as small, independent publications.

Thank you to Shelby Allison McGee, Melinda Sheckells, Tomas Muscionico and Bryan Hainer.

FALL MAGAZINE Coverage

Production Still Fall Fashion Articles

We’ll be in the Fall issues of a couple of magazines starting August/Sept. Can’t say which ones or where, but we’ll post online versions when they’re released.

This is a production still by our friend Andrew Sea James (see below).

FITTED TROUSERS: Made-to-Measure and Guaranteed to Fit

MADE-TO-MEASURE TROUSERS Hand-Finished by Our In-House Tailors and Delivered to You in Five Business Days. Want to Know More?

MADE-TO-MEASURE: THE SIZE IS YOU

Through our factory method we can build a pair of trousers fit especially to your body, and ship them out to you within five business days. All without ever meeting you.

How?

FIRST, we don’t believe in sizes. We don’t have any.

Instead, we’ve analyzed the world’s largest collection of male anthropometric data, gathered and refined over many years by the US Army and Airforce.

From applying statistical equations to this data set we have arrived at nine (9) body shapes, each of which we’ve given a name.

OUR SHAPES:

Frankie Dan
Todd Wyat
Victor Brady
Zack Seth
James

To stress it again, these are not sizes, but shapes, and they cover more than 97% of the male population.

Each shape, in turn, represents a collection of body measurements which applies to 95% of one part of the population.

In other words, from collecting your age, height and weight, we start with a shape which already has a 95% likelihood of fitting your body.

Then, after collecting a few more pieces of information, including your Waist, Inseam and Seat Type, we’re able to refine the fit exactly and only to you.

Therefore, each of our customers has their own unique size, not to be duplicated, and never to be satisfied by a single waist measurement, or by S/M/L/XL.

That’s why we say: THE SIZE IS YOU.

How Can We Do This In Five Days?

IN our factory, we partly finish trousers in each of our shapes but do not complete the final sewing until we take your order from you, with your measurements.

This efficiency allows us to finish a pair of pants that fit you nearly as well as tailormade, and ship them out to you within 5 business days. Most orders therefore arrive within 7 days of purchase.

We guarantee that you will not find this kind of fit, without great luck, in a ready-to-wear product–or in a made-to-order garment for this price (or likely for even twice the price).

And if that’s not enough to make you feel comfortable placing an order, each pair is GUARANTEED TO FIT.

GUARANTEED TO FIT

OUR trousers are guaranteed to fit.

What Does That Mean?

THAT means that if your pants don’t fit, we’ll exchange them for a pair that does. We can do this because we know that once we get your fit right, you’ll continue to be happy ordering from us in the future.

In a worst-case scenario, if you’re still not satisfied with the fit of your new pants, we’ll provide you with an exchange certificate, redeemable for full value toward any future purchase.

Read some TESTIMONIALS.

More Photos of FITTED TROUSERS (aka DANDY PANTS) here.

They’re going fast. GET YOURS HERE.

The New Young Impersonators: DREW JOHNSON and JOHNNY MERCURY

DREW JOHNSON JIM MORRISON IMPERSONATOR at A FINE TOOTH
Drew Johnson, Jim Morrison impersonator, sporting MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS.

(WARNING: Profanity used to make a point.)

One of the unique pleasures of living in Las Vegas, besides having friends from all walks of life from everywhere in the world—dancers, really great piano players, even Moravian trapeze artists and contortionists from Mongolia—people who make the average “indie” crowd seem pretty tame, you also get to have friends who are budding impersonators.

I have to admit that when I first moved here from San Francisco I was against this form of cloning, at least as it applied to music. Didn’t consider it art, and even assumed it took something away from, rather than adding something to, one’s appreciation of the original. Imitation being a form of flattery, I guess I considered it a kind of perversion of art with the same motive as flattery: an attempt to get ahead through the use of excessive or insincere praise.

But then the first friend I make when I get to town is Drew Johnson, a Jim Morrison impersonator. And soon thereafter it was Drew who introduced me to his friends, who all became my new group of friends, now as cherished as I’ve had anywhere, ever.

But receiving from him that first day that we met, his answer to the question, “So, what do you do?” was like that moment you first receive notice of someone’s recent cancer diagnosis. Not a serious form of cancer, something treatable. But with someone you don’t know very well, it’s awkward because you don’t know how bad to feel or, more to the point, how much feeling to express.

This is how arrogant I had become from my twelve years of seclusion in the supposed freak capitol of the world, our nation’s shining beacon of open-mindedness. Not that this is typical of San Franciscans, I’m my own person. But even the average San Franciscan, I think, could learn a trick or two from sabbatical in Las Vegas.

JOHNNY MERCURY FREDDIE MERCURY IMPERSONATOR at A FINE TOOTH

And then, most recently, I’ve met Johnny. Or Freddie. No one seems to know his real or full name, but then again once you’ve met him, there really is no other name besides Freddie. With my acquaintance of Freddie came a new level of subcultural awareness about this particular form of art* (*see my argument below), a litmus test for quality or degree of impersonation, which is: If you feel star-struck when you meet an impersonator, they’re good. That’s just all there is to it.

Nearly instantly upon meeting Freddie, after an introduction by my photographer friend, Bryan Hainer, who’d just shot a series of Freddie at various spots downtown and trolling a few karaoke bars, I felt myself lose a sense of Bryan’s presence in the room. I love Bryan, you know, but his voice just seemed to trail off. And in that moment, when confronted with that beautifully mustached overbite of a smile, I just had this rush of things I wanted to say, to tell Freddie.

Like how when I was a child I used to dance in my room to We Are The Champions over and over. And about how when I was in India I discovered that he was their greatest rock star, a true hero, whom everyone admired, and about how it was Freddie Mercury who embodied to me that rarely achieved form of transcendence in men that is the understanding of one’s sexuality beyond the context of gayness vs straightness.

I mean Another One Bites The Dust: this butch anthem, beloved by every asshole I couldn’t stand during my blue collar childhood, from whom I suffered daily persecution. And—jesus—We Are The Champions, which blared over the PA at every football game and pep rally, with these dickheads having no idea who or what Queen was—and if they did they would have wanted to hang Freddie Mercury, or themselves should I catch such a break.

“Do you even know what that song means, Fuckwad?!”

This is about the time I realized, holy shit, I’m star struck. And then suddenly, I lapsed into that familiar counter-response which just solidifies the fact. That moment of bizarre anger that suddenly erupts and if unchecked spews forth upon the object of your, just-a-minute-ago, quite deep affection.

You actually hate that person for their patient understanding. Their warmth in listening to your stupid prattle. The kindness in their smile. You hate them for unearthing this cloying octopus of fearful desires and self-rating which pretty much defines sycophantic behavior. And then you realize you’re being sycophantic.

And that’s when I realized: This guy is fucking good.

Something I’d already recognized long before about Drew. One night with Mojo Risin (still trying to get them to change that name), and even the hardest hipster heart—that callous chestnut—will open.

I guarantee it.

*my argument, I hope, made herein and dispensed with, forthwith.

FREDDIE’S MYSPACE

DREW’S MYSPACE

MORE PHOTOS OF DREW SPORTING MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS

LORD WHIMSY: Author, Speaker, Raconteur

LORD WHIMSY at A FINE TOOTH

The well-altered tweed suit being his own, the scots plaid tie is all I can claim here. In fact, with pocket squares of his own design and Lord Willy’s suits bearing his label, I’m frankly pleased to have placed an accessory on the man at all.

Lord Whimsy's The Affected Provincial's Companion, Volume OneAuthor of The Affected Provincial’s Companion, Volume One which has been optioned by Johnny Depp for a possible film, and esteemed speaker at numerous engagements—such as the latest meeting of the Corduroy Appreciation Society (”All Wales Welcome!”)—in which he holds forth on matters ranging from the sartorial arts to the animal kingdom (most prodigiously, moths), Lord Whimsy is a man of rare breed. An iconoclast in sheepish clothing.

In my dealings with the man, few but memorable, I have surmised that he stands not only for looking good, but also for doing good—and being well. While one does not find much in the pages of, say, Gentleman’s Quarterly that could be termed philosophy—words and advice that soothe rather than fuel that grinding in the guts of men, cultivated as it were into a race of the fittest in the pursuit of wealth and in the context of an eternally-fickle, female gaze—one may indeed find what serves amid the pages of The Affected Provincial’s Companion, and in the man’s daily recounting in his online journal, Lord Whimsy: Mammal Of Paradise.

For what is the point of a four-point fold (re: pocket squares) or one’s choice of a dozen or more adventurous, yet still socially-acceptable male coiffures, if they cannot be shared as such—choices—within the purview of free-thinking men, and with the acknowledgment and appreciation of the finer sex—which Whimsy has in spades and which can be proven by a visit to his Journal.

Bravo, Whimsy. Bravo.

JAMES HUDSON: Rest In Peace

JAMES HUDSON at A FINE TOOTH

Our Head Tailor, and my partner on our FITTED TROUSERS project, Todd Hudson, lost his father, James Hudson, suddenly to a stroke this Sunday, November 18 at 12:30pm.

Memorial services for Mr. Hudson will be held on Tuesday after Thanksgiving at East Lawn Cemetery on Grant Road in Tucson.

Jim signed this school photograph to his younger brother Bobby with an autograph-style dedication (”To my little bobby”), in preparation for eventual fame. Apparently, he was a very good dancer. His style speaks for itself.

Our thoughts and love are with The Hudsons this Thanksgiving.

OK GO: Measure Up For FITTED TROUSERS



Thanks to OK Go for starring in this video promoting our MEN’S FITTED TROUSERS. It’s our second video—our first being with Devendra Banhart.The excellent coverage and editing is due to the restrained genius of Keith Musil, as is our video with Devendra.

You can find this video on YouTube here.